this is my favorite post of all time
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
Nothing screams “straya” like a $20,000 goon bag that is actually part of an ‘artist display’ event.
Oh my literal fucking god
This was to amazing not to post
I AM SCREAMING
I just HAD to repost this, omg
I can’t… I can’t! This is too funnyI died a little.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"