Stotzie

21 year old sydney boy trying to learn more every day

livelovekimchi:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

chozenariez

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

“Does not the action of watching an intense football rivalry increase the chance that an individual will harm another?… Lest one think that the government would have the sense to stop at criminalizing drunk driving and leave activities such as attending football rivalries unregulated, consider that many jurisdictions ban the ownership of German shepherd dogs, a breed described by the American Kennel Club as ‘energetic and fun loving… a loyal family pet and a good guard dog, the ideal choice for many families.’ If German shepherds can be banned then what other breeds as well?… Dogs altogether? The purpose behind this discussion is that justifying the criminalization of certain actions on the grounds that they increase the likelihood of harm to others, but fall short of causing actual harm, is hopelessly subjective and opens the door to the regulation of practically any activity the government chooses. It opens the door to totalitarianism.”

– Judge Napolitano (via freedomisunderrated)